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"Women are constantly asking me who my doctor is and referring to my chest. I don't understand what everyone's obsession with boobs is about. Every other person in the world has a pair."
"A bad con happened to me about six months ago. It was like right after I wrapped on Heartbreakers. You think maybe con artists would be fresh on my mind, right? I'm outside this store, and this girl with a pink mohawk – this was in my neighborhood – she just walked on by and she's crying and I'm heartbroken over this. I'm like, "Are you okay?" I thought maybe it was like she got into a fight with her boyfriend, her dog was run over. I didn't know what was going on. Say says (crying), "I'm fine, but you know, my friends¿ it's like I'm supposed to be at Universal Studios. It's my birthday and I can't get there." And I'm like oh, God. For a second I was like maybe I can drive her there. Then I thought, no that's stupid. Don't let her in your car. I was like, "Okay, I tell you what. It's freezing out here. Lets go inside. Let me buy you a coffee and a snack. You'll be alright." She says, "Okay." So I went in and I bought her stuff. And I said, "I'm going to call you a cab and I'll pay for you to go to Universal Studios and it'll be fine." She said, "Okay." So I called her a cab, and I said, "Here's eighty dollars. It's your birthday. Go have fun on me. Once you get there calm down. The cab fare is for wherever you're going." And she said, "No, that's okay, they have a car, they'll drive me home." I said "Okay, that's fine." I didn't think about well then why aren't they coming to get you, right? I said, "You take care." And I gave her a big hug, made sure she wasn't crying. "
“I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.”
“When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt like I belong somewhere. Not because it was wacky, but because people here understood what I felt like to perform, and there were other kids my age who wanted to do it. I didn't get looked at as God, you freak.”
I'll tell you what embarrasses me. My greatest fear is speaking in public. You meet, like, um, people who just concentrate on me. I'd rather not have everyone focus on me.
WATCH INTERVIEW ON YOUTUBE. part 2 here.
"So i ordered the magic bullet...which is an amazing blender."
"It's wonderful! It blends anything!"
"Make guacamole, a milkshake and um you can shop onions in the same contraption."
"There's nothing more interesting then that!"
WATCH INTERVIEW ON YOUTUBE.
Ellen: "Is there gonna be a Scottish theme?"
"He's trying so hard for bag pipers"
Ellen: "Is he?"
"I've literally, in my entire life I've had two guys come up to me and ask me out. Other than that I have had to go and try to like spend time with them, or sort of start the conversation, basically like spell it out in a Sharpie, like, you know?"
“I'm a hopeless romantic. It's disgusting. It really is. I've seen 'While You Were Sleeping', like, twenty times, and I still believe in the whole Prince Charming thing.”
“I love that whole princess mentality, but I also like throwing my hair in a ponytail and just wearing jeans, going on a hike and then eating a big chili-cheeseburger.”
Other TV things
"Our chemistry is great. I adore David. He's a great guy. And from the first audition...It's funny, I read with a bunch of people, and he was the first person. He came in and he had something on his shirt. And I'll never forget it, because I was like, "What is that on your shirt?" And he just looked at me and he's like, "You are so my wife!" [laughs] And I was like, "Well..." And ever since, I've picked on him. So it's good. It works. [laughs]"
"I get so many women that walk up and they're like, "You are so lucky to be married to that man!" [laughs] I'm like, [sheepishly] "I'm not really married to him." [laughs] But they really like it, and it's fun. And I think for David and I, it's fun, too, because finally on television, there's actually a good marriage. You know, we have all these stats out there in the world right now about marriage not going so hot for us as a whole. And then on television you watch it, and the marriages are either falling apart or they're fighting about this or they're fighting about that. And that's stuff that happens in real life. So it's nice on TV to sort of go, "You know what? Jim and Melinda have those arguments off camera, and here's just a really good marriage." And hopefully we inspire people to want to get married instead of want to run from their marriage. [laughs]"
I hope that they'll look and go, "Wow!" You know, "She's grown as an actress. And we're happy about that and we want to watch her do that. She's gotten better." I always hope that I'm mediocre and I get better. I never hope that it's just like I reach a plateau and I just never get any better.
Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
My grandma's always like, "Jennifer, please don't do all that stuff. Please do something so that grandma can see it. And I'm like, "Okay." there have been things that I have definitely said no to just because I knew that my grandmother would not be able to see it. And I made her a promise she'd always be able to see everything. So, I try not to do anything too embarrassing.
"Oh, I don't think I wouldn't not do it. (on doing a nude scene) I choose not to now. I don't like seeing really my own self naked. Because I'm not really, you know, hot or anything. (she laughs and waves her hand at her forehead) Whoooh! And pretty much, (the audience has) seen everything. You know what I mean in 'Breakers., there's not really much else to see. Um, except for the imagination. But, um. Yeah, I wouldn't say definitely not. I mean I might do it if it's the right thing – probably not
I Know What You Did Last Summer
"I'd never watch a horror film, but after I found out I was going to be in one, I watched, like, four of them, including The Shining, I was terrified - I couldn't sleep for days. But I wanted to get myself used to things I was going to see on the set. "
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Audrey Hepburn Story
Can't Hardly Wait
“I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever.”
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